Thursday, March 27, 2008

BLOG.COM is one of the worst sites I’ve ever used

it’s slow, it’s confusing, and it’s constantly going down (like your mother - CHOP!)


i’m going to continue to use this for archives

but for up to date brand spanky new Matt McCarthy
GO HERE:

http://www.mccarthyredhead.com

SEE!!!
I CAN’T EVEN INSERT A LINK!!!
I HATE BLOG.COM!!! YOU HEAR ME JERKS???

Posted by Matt McCarthy at 18:28:50 | Permalink | Comments (5)

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

MAX gets the AXE!

MAX has officially been dropped from Ochi’s Lounge


and although The Book of MAX may be closed, the cover is gorgeous
Posted by Matt McCarthy at 23:17:45 | Permalink | Comments (5)

The Writer’s Strike is OVER!

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Better Red Than Dead

Superman has suffered the following effects upon exposure to various pieces of red kryptonite:

being turned into a dragon,
a non-powered giant,
a dwarf,
an ant-headed humanoid,
a lunatic,
an amnesiac;
being made unable to see anything colored green;
growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard;
being rendered totally powerless;
growing fat;
gaining the ability to read thoughts;
growing a third eye in the back of his head;
losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body;
being split into an evil Superman and a good Clark Kent;
being split into young and old forms (Superboy and Superman);
being rendered unable to speak or write anything but Kryptonese;
growing an extra set of arms;
becoming clumsy;
swapping bodies with the person nearest him upon exposure to it;
transferring his powers;
rapidly aging;
multiple personality changes;
and having his skin rendered transparent, overloading him with solar power.

In Krypto the Superdog, effects on Krypto include temporary amnesia, losing all super powers, body-swapping, and causing Krypto’s tail to detach from his body and come to life.
Posted by Matt McCarthy at 17:44:50 | Permalink | Comments (3)

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Upcoming standup…

02/06/2008 08:00 PM ¤ MAX!

Ochi’s Lounge - Under Comix (353 w14th), NY
02/15/2008 08:00 PM ¤ Hosting Zombieville w/ Baron Vaughn

Southpaw, (125 Fifth Ave., Park Slope), NY
02/20/2008 09:00 PM ¤ Comedyland

Beer Garden (Astoria), NY
02/21/2008 08:00 PM ¤ the Laurie Beechman theater

42nd & 9th - under the West Bank Cafe, NY


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Thursday, January 31, 2008

I don’t know why that posted 3 times

Posted by Matt McCarthy at 18:00:05 | Permalink | Comments (3)

I’m a lazy bastard

Sincere appologies to anyone who cares, I come clean, I’ve been too lazy to post anything.


I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won’t it be great, to come clean in ‘08?
Posted by Matt McCarthy at 17:57:19 | Permalink | Comments (3)

I’m a lazy bastard

Sincere appologies to anyone who cares, I come clean, I’ve been too lazy to post anything.


I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won’t it be great, to come clean in ‘08?
Posted by Matt McCarthy at 17:57:17 | Permalink | Comments (3)

I’m a lazy bastard

Sincere appologies to anyone who cares, I come clean, I’ve been too lazy to post anything.


I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won’t it be great, to come clean in ‘08?
Posted by Matt McCarthy at 17:57:07 | Permalink | Comments (3)

Saturday, November 17, 2007

come clean
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