Friday, December 30, 2005

OK, fair warning…

Female Centaur 1

ok… click on the above link,

BUT!!!

FAIR WARNING… It’s probably not safe to click on at work, but…

I can’t tell if it’s because of the nudity or because it’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Disturbing…

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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Attention Ladies

I own this comic book

Are you wet yet?

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WAS IT A HOAX??? WAS IT A CLONE??? DID HE LIE??? WILL HE EAT THE EVIDENCE??? WAS THAT A CHEAP SHOT AT KOREANS??? WHY DO THEY EAT DOGS ANYWAY???

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Rumor Has It…

This movie looks so bad, that I almost feel bad for all the millionares involved in it…

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OLD TAPES!

Watched some of the, MANY, old tapes from 2003-2004 of the Comedy Social.

Those were some funny fucking shows, seems like a long time ago.

AWESOME to see Jen Scanlin kicking ass like nobody’s business.

AND SHAWN HOLLENBACH’S FIRST STAND UP SET EVER!!! And, of course, he killed.

We tried to find Rube’s first set ever, 10-29-03, but no luck so far. It was the Halloween show and I was dressed like a leprechaun and Michael Muldoon dressed like Batman.

Did the Social last night, so much has changed. Although the head spinning break dance party afterwards is beginning to grow on me…

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

She bet on one horse to win

And I bet on another to show!
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Box Art - (The NON Vagina Brand)

 


LOOK OUT! YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET JACKED BY SNAKE MEN!

 

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AWWWWWWW YEAH, JUST SHOOT BUZZ SAWS AT THEM FROM YOUR CHEST!

 


 

What Cho Talkin Bout NINJOR? UN GUARD!!!

 


 

Clearly, Buzz Off is a coward, fleeing from battle

 


 

Imagine if Billy Wood was a half man half crab mutant and decided to rape Jenny Rubin? I believe it would look a little something like this

 


 

WHERE’S THE FUCKING CLUTCH???

 


 

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

 


 

Clearly, Extendar falls to pieces under the pressure of battle

 


 

A devestating right, a child’s left

 


 

You down with Blue Jet Ski? Yeah you know me- HEEEEEEEEEEEY HOOOOOOOOOOOO

 


 

Friendly Old Man? Or an attempted Snake Men jacking?

 


His ego is only rivaled by his massive chest

 

 


 

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 


Stinkor, Beast Man, and Skeletor would never forget the day Triklops was Megalasered into oblivion

 

 


Merman Dad, MERMAN!

 

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Sweet Justice as Mosquitor jacks a Snake Man

 

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Does a Moss Man shit in the woods?

 

 


 

Campfire? Or prime Ninjor jacking party?

 


Abracadabra my nigger!

 

 


DOMO!

 

Roboto Catalog Illustration (click here to see the action figure)

 


 

This town ain’t big enough for TWO Rotars!

Click here to see the action figure

 


 

No Blood for Slime - Bring the Troops home!

Slime Vat

 


JACKED!

 

 


Another Snake Men jacking TWARTED!

 

 


PRICK!

 

 


JACKED!

 

 


Pull my Fingor

 

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An afternoon walk will soon turn sour

 

 


His Thunder Punch was inexplicably interupted by Thunder Gas

 

 


 

Tytus and his invincible Villian Pooper Scooper

 


A He-Man, Stratos double team? This calls for the Blaster Arm

 

 


 

I spy with my three little eyes a beach bum riding a nauseous tiger

 


 

JACKED! LASHED! NEVER HAVE TALL GRASS IN YOUR BLIND SPOT!

 


I never trusted him

 

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And finally, of course, the Third Rate Mexican Orko

 

Orko Prototype

 


 

thanks to http://www.mastersunbound.com/ 

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Do Yourself A Favor

and go buy as many SKANKIN’ PICKLE cd’s you can.

Totally underated and totally dismissed band. The Green Album, is a milestone of punk, ska, and energetic song writing.

Mike Park is the Korean Shane MacGowan… I don’t know what that means but it sounds fantastic.

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Friday, December 23, 2005

The Perfect Improv Group

coming very soon… perfect…

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Happy Festivus!

THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!
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