Thursday, March 30, 2006

Peter Lorre Eat Your Heart Out

Meet Nguyen Thi Van Long, just one of the countless birth defects stemming from the use of Agent Orange in the Vietnam War!

Did I say “WAR”? I meant Conflict.

And that goes for all you ”Vets” with Agent Orange in your DNA. Living like kings in those run down Vet Hospitals, calling yourselves Veterans of Foreign “WARS”… shame on you, Vietnam was a CONFLICT!

America: Looking out for our neighbors AND OURSELVES!

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Big Red Rooster…

I will no longer SPEAK, I will now COME CLEAN…

you got a fucking problem with that?

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Feminists are on board!

Students at Duke have been protesting the incident for days.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/03/28/duke.lacrosse.suspended.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

 thank you to michael muldoon, whose guilty conscience got to him… he has now come clean

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Hey… America…

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Attention Women of America!

For all you girls out there hard up for a baby, instead of sinking your claws into an unsuspecting young man, try your hand at the claw grab machine in Minnesota… they’re giving them away

http://www.startribune.com/462/story/335148.html

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Are YOU a man?

Cause I’m pretty sure THIS GUY is!

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hahahaha! come on…

http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/

Apparently, some Pro Life Sculptor (which cracks me up right off the bat) made a statue of a BUCK NAKED Britney Spears giving birth as a tribute to her nobility on deciding to have the kid and not abort it, I GUESS…

hahahaha!!! i had NO IDEA you could have a C-Section while you’re on ALL FOURS looking like you’re getting humped on a bear skin rug!!! hahahaha!!!

Also, i love that Britney climbed out of the trailer park and hit it rich and STILL winds up a single mom…

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

COMIC STAR JOINS THE MOVEMENT

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

I’M IN THE T-SHIRT BUSINESS NOW!

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Monday, March 20, 2006

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