Matt McCarthy - Genuis

here’s the way i see it, this is EVERY little boy’s dream come true

yeah, yeah, yeah, she’s a hot 28 year old and he was 13, every guy’s pubescent fantasy, we all know that much

BUT!!!

did you hear she’s going to have to serve MORE time because she sent him naked pictures and videos of herself to the kid???

THIS JUST KEEPS UNFOLDING AS THE ULTIMATE ADOLESCENT MALE FANTASY!!!

• She’s Hot
• She’s Willing to bang/blow you anywhere
• She’ll take naughty photos of herself
• After it’s all over THEY LOCK HER AWAY and SHE’S NEVER ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN!
• AND IF SHE CONTACTS YOU AT ALL SHE’LL HAVE TO SERVE MORE TIME!

and from everything i’ve read this kid is a total schmuck and will most likely turn out gay… not that there’s anything wrong with that, but come on- CAGED FURY!!!

and YES! wrestling fans! that’s her! this is the girl that won WCW “Ms Spring Break” a few years ago!

amazing that EVERYONE in WCW insisted on screwing the young talent- BAH ZZZZZZZZZZZZING!

the mayor said he wants to use the land to open a cheeseburger stand

gary glitter, the gentleman who wrote Rock n’ Roll Part 2 (aka The Hey Song)

was arrested for kiddy porn

think about that next time you’re at a basketball game

HEY!!!

what do you get when you cross, beatnik poetry

and bad ass rock n’ roll?

find out tonight at MAX!

i can’t watch the Sopranos anymore. i can only read the synopsis on HBO.com

THAT way i don’t have to listen to Tony breathe through his nose for AN HOUR

Artie Bucco says: COME CLEAN!!!

what’re you smiling at? oh, you think it’s funny to give me diarrhea?

i’m sorry, but is this not one of the funniest things you’ve ever seen in your life???

they have vicious bear arms and they bare arms viciously

http://lantz.goldenagecartoons.com/

so good

awwwwwwwwwwww yes, it’s that time once again, all you reefer addicts out there, pack up a fresh bowl and SMOKE IT UP!

BUT!!!!!!!!!!

before you go one toke over the line, just remember to take a quick walk down the hall of your apartment building, scope out any odd smells or newspapers piling up,

because there’s a good chance one of your neighbors died on the 5th and hasn’t been found yet, or did your reefer addled mind forget about 4/20 2002???

Michael O’Donogue did NOT come up with the idea for this magazine cover!

it was Ed Bluestone!

i was totally wrong and i come clean before you all!

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL OTHER COMEDIANS WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING AND TALK SHIT ABOUT THINGS THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!