Thursday, August 31, 2006
Promise me…
that this weekend, at some point, you go into a restaurant and tell the hostess
“I’ve got a suggestion I’d like to put in your box”
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
Monday, August 28, 2006
BAD ASS LARRY invades…
this FRIDAY night, mr. metal himself, BAD ASS LARRY invades Mo Pitkin’s
Mo Pitkin’s House of Satisfaction 34 Avenue A (btwn 2nd & 3rd) Fri Sept 1st, 9:30pm - $10
for tickets, click here
if you plan on pooping today
just remember, if you wipe it more than once, you’re playing with it
Friday, August 25, 2006
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT - 1030pm
improvised comedy from some of the finest people you’ll ever know
…also on the bill with us is…
this Saturday - 1030pm. UNDER ST. MARK’S (94 St. Mark’s btwn 1st & A)
$5 - BYOB - Free Casserole (seriously)
When asked for his thoughts on his youngest child, Big Mike says…
yeah, and my cousin Kathleen is hot, let’s just everyone take it easy, ok fellas?
COME CLEAN.com
someone beat me to it, but here it is… http://comeclean.com/
then you pick something specific to come clean about…
it’s written on “your” hand
THEN!!!!! Dab a little soap on your hand (don’t worry it’ll reach, remember you have freakish arms that are so long you have two sets of elbows in your arm)
THEN!!!!!!!! WHAMO!!!!!!!!!!
THIS HOUSE IS CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turns out the site is just a front for some shittube soap company, Method. Whoopie.
I can’t wait until I’m a famous and I have to buy COMECLEAN.com from these clowns for like 7.8 mil.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
BREAKING NEWS
Pluto no longer a dog…
elsewhere in the world, other dogs find time to enjoy themselves
