Thursday, November 30, 2006
FREE ADVICE
if ever again you get caught looking at a woman’s chest, simply say
“a homeless man could make a fortune with your cans”
Women:
if ever this happens, have sex with that man
that is all
Overheard in my Mind
A Conversation I Wish I’d Overheard
Man: I’m just exhausted because I work nights
Woman: What do you do?
Man: I’m a predator in Central Park
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
Monday, November 20, 2006
Comic Relief… but who’s buying?
did anyone else notice this year’s COMIC RELIEF attack MEGADETH???
there was a vaccum in the set that you could see clear as day in the background whenever a comedian was performing and it had a MEGADETH sticker on it!
but then!!! an hour or so in someone must’ve noticed and turned the vaccum, obscuring the sticker!!!
THIS ATTACK AGAINST MEGADETH WILL NOT STAND!!!
I IMPLORE ALL PEOPLE TO SEND MEGADETH RECORDS TO VICTIMS OF HURRICANE KATRINA!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Seventh Seal of the Apocalypse Opened
Large breasted Brazilian woman defies natural order of the universe
Half cat, Half dog, ALL FUN. Pittens, the latest craze in inter-species madness. LIGERS BE DAMNED!!!
http://www.myspace.com/pittens
VISIT THE PITTEN ON MYSPACE!!!
