Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Wrestling is fake
Recent Myspace Bulletin
—————– Bulletin Message —————–
From: Alternative Tentacles
Date: Dec 28 2006 3:06 PM
Hi, everyone. We found out that some idiot has been impersonating Alternative Tentacles on MySpace, telling our bands that Jello needs their MySpace passwords “on record.” We don’t know if this person tried to contact other people on our friends list. Please ignore if you get such a message, and please forward it to us so we can deal with the impersonator. We will never ask for your login info, and we don’t talk like an illiterate teenager. Thank you!
hahahaha
that’s the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard
“in order to battle the totalitarian power that is destroying our planet, I’m going to need your myspace passwords, thank you, jello”
Attention Sinners
According to the woman inexplicably issued a sound permit outside the FVBD subway stop near Bryant Park:
“If you are in SIN, you are going to Hell!”
“If you are an abortionist, you are going to Hell. If you are a homosexual, you are going to Hell. (standard fare for the ranting gentile) If you are a reefer smoker, you are going to Hell. (…this one is new) “James Brown is in Hell. Gerald Ford is in Hell. (taking shots at the new kids) Jerry Garcia is in Hell. (!?!?!?!?!?!?!) Jimi Hendrix is in Hell. (…oh come on) Diddy is in Hell. (premature, but fair enough)I tried looking in the Bible to see where she was getting all this from and all I could find was John 8:7
“He among you who is without sin, may cast the first stone.”
hahahahahaha! but that can’t be right!!!
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
YOU REEK UH
There’s a NEW hardest working man in show business…
With James Brown out of the picture, everyone in show business gets bumped up one.
The NEW hardest working man in show business?
According to Google Images, it’s Michael Reedy…
Gerald Ford dead today and I’m gay– OH NOW COME ON!!!
so far youtube has let me down, but i’m still trying to find the SNL skecth where Dana Carvey plays Tom Brokaw and he’s prerecording headlines in case Gerald Ford dies while he’s on vacation
in the meantime, chop some broccili
