Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Mozart the Iguana

There was this story about an iguana in Beligum named Mozart.

Apparently, what happened was, Mozart had an erection that wouldn’t go away,

so Zoo keepers finally decided the only solution was to CUT IT OFF!!!

I was mortified and felt TERRIBLE for my reptilian brother…

UNTIL!!!

I was made aware of this fact: IGUANA’S HAVE TWO PENISES!!!

That made me so angry that I have now decided I want Zoo keepers to cut off his healthy penis as well.

I’m no racist, but fuck Mozart and all iguanas everywhere. Fuck them. Fuck them twice.

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My friend Lynn

Hates it when people blog about her

and I support her feelings

which is why I’m writing this to let her know, I’d never do that to her

 

…oh shit

 

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Matt & Katina!

The Pina Colada Song

We Didn’t Start The Fire

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Friday, January 19, 2007

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

I am NOT going to Hollywood

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Jimmy Kimmel goes after my girl!

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found the last one

dollars to donuts, this was the most fun to shoot

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

McCarthy the Horrible

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Friday, January 12, 2007

Out of Context CENTRAL

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen, i think anyone who hasn’t seen Wicker Man will pee watching this, it’s just a series of random clips from the movie that make ZERO sense… 

brilliant find by matt sears

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VaJJ Walker

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