Friday, April 27, 2007

Cinema Clean

Let’s all go to the lobby
Let’s all go to the lobby
Let’s all go to the lobby and then we’ll all come clean

I think we could all agree that Office Space is the ultimate movie about coming clean

Things only turn around for Peter after he comes clean: to his shitty girlfriend, to his bosses, to the chick he likes, even at the end when he comes clean about stealing the money- it all works out!!!

Same for American Beauty

Everything turns around once he starts coming clean.
And who are the only characters in the movie that are happy? The ones that come clean.
The weirdo kid next door and the gay dudes.

Which by the way, there HAS to be a better pun than Queerum Leap, but I can’t think of one

And Falling Down

this movie SHOULD’VE been about coming clean, but it was just kind of about a sick asshole with a bunch of guns.

Coming Clean is NOT economically viable!!!

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Ode to a Greaseian Turn

I’ll tell you, if there’s one movie that is all about NOT coming clean, it’s Grease.

Was the whole point of Grease: Change everything about yourself so people will like you?

Look at Sandy. The unravished bride of quietness.

Then!!! she fucking sells her soul and turns on herself… and for what??? To impress some greaseball Gas attendant who bangs chicks with saran wrap!

Plus!!! She looked better before the whoreification!!!!!!

BEAUTY IS TRUTH, BITCH!

Cupid only comes to those who come clean…

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Grace Cassidy McCarthy!

“My neice! Oh my neice! Oh my neice!” “She’s all right, SHE’S ALL RIGHT!!!”

 

When I heard her name these were the first things that popped into my head:

3min in…

alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/LDqoa73_DGY

I couldn’t find the clip where Ed Rooney shouts “GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!” so i posted this one instead…

alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/tw-TYwF_kXU

 

this kid doesn’t have a chance NOT being a stoner:

  • She was born on 4/20
  • I’m her uncle
  • Her middle name is a Grateful Dead song…

alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/UuswYF7_-JI

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Karaoke Highlights

As the World’s Greatest Karaoke Singer, it is my appointed duty to share with you recent triumphs

The first a romantic tribute to a loose woman; the second, a fisherman’s lament …

Up On Cripple Creek by The Band - Rejection/Mortified Super Valentine’s Show at UCB
(with the sexiest back up singers known to man)
photo by Marianne Ways

Downeaster Alexia by Billy Joel - Glennis’s Birthday Karaoke Wig Out
photo by Glennis

after Capt. McCarthy sang this, the karaoke girl said, “that was the most intense i’ve ever seen anyone sing anything…”

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

May is for McCarthyism!!!

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Monday, April 16, 2007

TONIGHT!

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tiny coffins

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Friday, April 13, 2007

speechless…

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

McCarthac the AMAZING!

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

MATT & KATINA!!
May 23rd 11pm
May 30th 930pm
@ Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction
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