My My My
Once bitten twice malaria babe
It is official, my dear sweet friend Jared caught malaria in Kenya
In honor of this milestone, I present footage of an elephant who hated us
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
FINAL MAX at Mo’s!
Come out this wednesday to the last MAX at Mo Pitkins before we move to Comix
in the meantime, on with the Best of MAX!
Michael Muldoon and Kermit the Frog
Thursday, October 11, 2007
From the 1st MAX ever
and a special bonus, the REAL John F. O’Donnell
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
The Best of MAX!!
I’m going to try and upload a new video everyday featuring
the very best of MAX at Mo Pitkins (Jan 18, 2006 - Oct 17, 2007)
FIRST OFF!!
One of my ALL TIME FAVORITE performances at MAX
Eric Andre is… Jasper Slidetooth Washington!
Also, please note the car crash that happens outside before Jenny even introduces Eric
COME TO THE LAST TWO NIGHTS OF MAX AT MO’S!
And be sure and come check out MAX at it’s new home
Downstairs at Comix, 8pm Wednesdays
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Kenya Come Clean? Kenya?
My friend Jared is sitting in the emergency room right now, sick as a dog, waiting to see if he has Malaria.
MALARIA!
MALARIA!
YOU BORDER ON THE ADRIATIC!
Some pictures, more to come once I upload them all
Waving goodbye to his malaria free days
Spotted somewhere over Lybia, only explination: men from space
Soon after landing
Where everybody knows your name…
…and the sinks are a marble slab with a crack along the back
I’m a good boy!
The happy couple shitting in their pants
Night One, we stayed at the fanciest country club in the world
The Muthaiga Club, pronounced MOO-FAG-A but not so homophobic
an uninspiring game of Simon Says
On the road in Nairobi, mostly embassies on this road, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Persia, Prussia, Berma
Lots of construction in Nairobi, dirt roads, paved roads, country roads
the largest slum in Nairobi, estimated 1.5-2 million live in tin shacks here and it’s all owned by one man.
One warlord with an army bigger than Kenya’s itself.
The rest of Nairobi is grimy dirty buildings and parks, most everybody walks everywhere, and on nearly every street corner are garbage cans with PSA’s that say DON’T BE A RAPE VICTIM!
There billboards everywhere, EVERYWHERE, and for every billboard there’s 3 rapists
I usually come out to baby elephant walk and spell the name of the team
soon after the baby elephant orphanage my camera died, not to be charged until the next day in…
LOISABA!!
African Sunrise, suck it vampires
I actually saw a bat outside our hut in Loisaba.
I was reading and there were 3 moths flicking around the light, I heard a swoop and looked up. Two moths. I kept watching and SWOOP! the bat flew in and there were no moths.
Our hut. The whole wedding party was scattered in camps miles around.
Our camp had 3 other huts: one with other friends from the US and two other huts housing a perfectly lovely English family, whom we kept up all night playing lousy cd’s and drinking Tusker beer. USA!
Our beds, covered in an ineffective mosquito net, designed to keep out malaria
Thankfully, they pushed the beds together for us
Perfectly lovely English girl running to her mummy
Breakfast wiff the Brits!!
Is Jared hungover or dying of malaria?
Pocket!
One of our guides in Loisaba.
Pocket, nicknamed so because he “could fit in your pocket”, is a Warrior in the Samburi tribe.
He, as all the warriors do, got circumsized when he was 19, in front of the whole tribe, and didn’t even flinch.
Other tribes try to steal his goats and cattle, he charges at the with a spear as they shoot at him with machine guns.
And, my favorite Pocket fact, he even has his own e-mail address.
Ready for some wildlife!!!
STILL TO COME!
PICTURES OF WILD ANIMALS!
JARED’S MALARIA RESULTS!
WHO’S BEEN EATING ALL THE WILDEBEASTS???
AND DID THEY FINALLY TIE THE KNOT??????????????
STAY TUNED!!!
Saturday, October 6, 2007
This scared the shit out of me
When I was a kid and to this day whenever I hear Credence, I think about this movie
I had nightmares all summer about Dan Akroyd, as have many women, like Jamie Lee Curtis, I assume.
Friday, October 5, 2007
Oct 24th! ComAX!
Max has a new home at Comix. 8pm Wednesdays. Downstairs lounge.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
There was a Glamour magazine and one thing led to another…
http://www.glamour.com/
- They’re so in love, it’s gross!
- Glamour volunteers (and real-life couple) Matt McCarthy and Glennis McMurray let everyone know how much they looooove each other. New Yorkers weren’t entirely thrilled for them. See more Would You Dare?
- Check out the NOV 07 issue of GLAMOUR!
- page 228!!
- They had us run all over the city being WAY OVER THE TOP obnoxiously in love.
- The old ladies loved us.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Mo Pitkins shits the bed!
Yes, October 20th is the last day Mo Pitkins will be open
As for the future of MAX that leaves our final show to be on the 17th
After that, who knows, if we can find a cool venue we like, MAX will march on
in the meantime, come check out the final nights of MAX at Mo Pitkins, lord knows we gave you enough chances
New issue of the Comedians!
http://www.thecomedians.org/
go check out a copy, i’m in it
Mario Cantone is on the cover and I’m on the back cover.
So, I can say, finally, I’ve been behind Mario Cantone.
