Matt McCarthy - Genuis http://mccarthy.blog.com You need to come clean and right now you don't even come close Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:28:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 BLOG.COM is one of the worst sites I’ve ever used http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/03/27/blogcom-is-one-of-the-worst-sites-ive-ever-used/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/03/27/blogcom-is-one-of-the-worst-sites-ive-ever-used/#comments Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:28:50 +0000 Matt McCarthy
i'm going to continue to use this for archives

but for up to date brand spanky new Matt McCarthy
GO HERE:

http://www.mccarthyredhead.com

SEE!!!
I CAN'T EVEN INSERT A LINK!!!
I HATE BLOG.COM!!! YOU HEAR ME JERKS???

]]> it’s slow, it’s confusing, and it’s constantly going down (like your mother - CHOP!)


i’m going to continue to use this for archives

but for up to date brand spanky new Matt McCarthy
GO HERE:

http://www.mccarthyredhead.com

SEE!!!
I CAN’T EVEN INSERT A LINK!!!
I HATE BLOG.COM!!! YOU HEAR ME JERKS???

]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/03/27/blogcom-is-one-of-the-worst-sites-ive-ever-used/feed/ MAX gets the AXE! http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/13/max-gets-the-axe/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/13/max-gets-the-axe/#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:17:45 +0000 Matt McCarthy
and although The Book of MAX may be closed, the cover is gorgeous
]]> MAX has officially been dropped from Ochi’s Lounge


and although The Book of MAX may be closed, the cover is gorgeous
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/13/max-gets-the-axe/feed/ The Writer’s Strike is OVER! http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/13/the-writers-strike-is-over/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/13/the-writers-strike-is-over/#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:10:40 +0000 Matt McCarthy alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/dzy1QutVggw&rel=1 ]]> alt : http://www.youtube.com/v/dzy1QutVggw&rel=1
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/13/the-writers-strike-is-over/feed/ Better Red Than Dead http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/11/better-red-than-dead/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/11/better-red-than-dead/#comments Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:44:50 +0000 Matt McCarthy Superman has suffered the following effects upon exposure to various pieces of red kryptonite:

being turned into a dragon,
a non-powered giant,
a dwarf,
an ant-headed humanoid,
a lunatic,
an amnesiac;
being made unable to see anything colored green;
growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard;
being rendered totally powerless;
growing fat;
gaining the ability to read thoughts;
growing a third eye in the back of his head;
losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body;
being split into an evil Superman and a good Clark Kent;
being split into young and old forms (Superboy and Superman);
being rendered unable to speak or write anything but Kryptonese;
growing an extra set of arms;
becoming clumsy;
swapping bodies with the person nearest him upon exposure to it;
transferring his powers;
rapidly aging;
multiple personality changes;
and having his skin rendered transparent, overloading him with solar power.

In Krypto the Superdog, effects on Krypto include temporary amnesia, losing all super powers, body-swapping, and causing Krypto's tail to detach from his body and come to life.
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Superman has suffered the following effects upon exposure to various pieces of red kryptonite:

being turned into a dragon,
a non-powered giant,
a dwarf,
an ant-headed humanoid,
a lunatic,
an amnesiac;
being made unable to see anything colored green;
growing incredibly long hair, nails, and beard;
being rendered totally powerless;
growing fat;
gaining the ability to read thoughts;
growing a third eye in the back of his head;
losing his invulnerability along the left side of his body;
being split into an evil Superman and a good Clark Kent;
being split into young and old forms (Superboy and Superman);
being rendered unable to speak or write anything but Kryptonese;
growing an extra set of arms;
becoming clumsy;
swapping bodies with the person nearest him upon exposure to it;
transferring his powers;
rapidly aging;
multiple personality changes;
and having his skin rendered transparent, overloading him with solar power.

In Krypto the Superdog, effects on Krypto include temporary amnesia, losing all super powers, body-swapping, and causing Krypto’s tail to detach from his body and come to life.
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/11/better-red-than-dead/feed/ Upcoming standup… http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/06/upcoming-standup/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/06/upcoming-standup/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:07:24 +0000 Matt McCarthy 02/06/2008 08:00 PM ¤ MAX!
Ochi’s Lounge - Under Comix (353 w14th), NY 02/15/2008 08:00 PM ¤ Hosting Zombieville w/ Baron Vaughn
Southpaw, (125 Fifth Ave., Park Slope), NY 02/20/2008 09:00 PM ¤ Comedyland
Beer Garden (Astoria), NY 02/21/2008 08:00 PM ¤ the Laurie Beechman theater
42nd & 9th - under the West Bank Cafe, NY


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02/06/2008 08:00 PM ¤ MAX!

Ochi’s Lounge - Under Comix (353 w14th), NY
02/15/2008 08:00 PM ¤ Hosting Zombieville w/ Baron Vaughn

Southpaw, (125 Fifth Ave., Park Slope), NY
02/20/2008 09:00 PM ¤ Comedyland

Beer Garden (Astoria), NY
02/21/2008 08:00 PM ¤ the Laurie Beechman theater

42nd & 9th - under the West Bank Cafe, NY


]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/02/06/upcoming-standup/feed/ I don’t know why that posted 3 times http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/i-dont-know-why-that-posted-3-times/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/i-dont-know-why-that-posted-3-times/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:00:05 +0000 Matt McCarthy
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/i-dont-know-why-that-posted-3-times/feed/ I’m a lazy bastard http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:57:19 +0000 Matt McCarthy
I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won't it be great, to come clean in '08?
]]> Sincere appologies to anyone who cares, I come clean, I’ve been too lazy to post anything.


I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won’t it be great, to come clean in ‘08?
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/feed/ I’m a lazy bastard http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:57:17 +0000 Matt McCarthy
I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won't it be great, to come clean in '08?
]]> Sincere appologies to anyone who cares, I come clean, I’ve been too lazy to post anything.


I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won’t it be great, to come clean in ‘08?
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/feed/ I’m a lazy bastard http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:57:07 +0000 Matt McCarthy
I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won't it be great, to come clean in '08?
]]> Sincere appologies to anyone who cares, I come clean, I’ve been too lazy to post anything.


I will correct this.

Starting NOW!!!

Won’t it be great, to come clean in ‘08?
]]> http://mccarthy.blog.com/2008/01/31/im-a-lazy-bastard/feed/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2007/11/17/ http://mccarthy.blog.com/2007/11/17/#comments Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:32:59 +0000 Matt McCarthy come clean ]]> come clean
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